Though you might assume that the best part of my week was all the never-ending peace in the office (read: nothing to do at all for 5 days), you would be wrong.  The best part of this week, hands down, was that every time I went to the bathroom down the hall, I got my choice of bathroom stalls. Making greatness even better: I proceeded to use my favorite stall (third down) without ever having to shut the stall door because NOBODY IS HERE. Week long break from claustrophobia!

Aaaah.

You might have correctly assumed by this point that I’ve been doing more surfing. Here’s two more lists for you: Rarely Used Parenthetical Statements and The Lesser-Known Slogans of Political Moderates. Fantastic.