I got up early this morning expressly to shave my legs. 

I shaved my legs because I wore an awesome vintage pencil dress to work this morning that my mom gave me over a year ago.  I was excited about wearing the dress because I’ve been waiting for over a year to find shoes that matched the dress.

I looked like a million dollars in that dress and those shoes.  And I felt like a million dollars. Right until I stepped out of my car, and Chris Farley style split the entire dress down the back seam.