Because I left my knife at home, and because I require my sandwich to be cut into triangles before consumption, I just cut my sandwich in half using my office scissors.
+3 pts. for craftiness.
+3 pts. cause they are actually my scissors, which I brought here from the house.
-42 pts. for behaving like a 5 year old at work.
+36 pts. because nobody saw me do it.
Mmm. Triangles.
*edit: ALRIGHT. FINE. -1 million points cause I cut off my crust, too.
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Aww, my fiance loves when I cut his sandwich into triangles! He eats a sandwich totally differently when I make it for him rather than when he makes it for himself.
What is wrong with cutting off the crusts? If you don’t like them that is…
apparently, christy, cutting off the crusts makes me a three year old.