At work today, the only thing that is keeping me sane is my iPod.
The trick is, the iPod is dangerously low on battery. I’ve been on a my last red sliver of battery-powered sanity for about a hour and a half now. In an effort to preserve it for as long as possible, I had to pick one thing to listen to at one volume, and then never touch it again.
When such a situation arrises, one can not trust shuffle. Shuffle doesn’t always understand my mood. When you must choose one and only one, you must choose Radiohead.
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Yar, matey. I love that you’re desperate for sanity by 10:30 in the morning. I usually solve this problem by eating my lunch as soon as I get frustrated, which means that I’ve usually eaten my lunch by 9:30. Yar. Shiver me timbers. Get to raisin’ the missenmast.
Radiohead?
Personally, when sanity’s on the brink…Roy Rogers and The Sons of the Pioneers. Trust me. Next time, try them.
Roy Rogers. PSHAW. Just when I think people understand me, they go and recommend that I listen to ROY ROGERS. Josh. I thought you and your beard would know better.
(I’ll look ‘em up.)
My beard owes it’s life to Roy Rogers.