Zack tickles and he tickles.  But Zack also forgets about THE KNUCKLE CRUNCH.  And THE KNUCKLE CRUNCH is my last straw, the only chance I ever have at winning. 

Unfortunately, I also forgot about his TUNGSTEN RING, and now, I’m just a knuckle-crunching, doesn’t want to be tickled, one too many glasses of wine Jack-Ass.

Zack, Sorry I have the strongest grip in the universe.  Love you, Sarah.