(*A Note From SarahThe: The following post is a guest post, written by my dad.  He said that after the Tape On The Nose incident, Scout needed to be able to voice her own feelings on the subject.)

stretch. yawn. turn around twenty times in the cage. let me outta here. help. should i bark. no. bad dog. turn around twenty more times.there she is. cage open. yes yes yes. jump up and down. hit the food bowl. where is that stupid cat. let me out. squirrels are dead. ten times around the yard. no squirrels today.bark anyway. bark at trees. bark at sky. chase tail. chew toy. chew. chew. dog life very good. in house. sit dog. sit. sit. sit. no want sit. want play. alien being stuck to nose. must get off. off. off. shake head. shake. shake. why laughing. not funny. alien must go. shake. use foot. remove alien. bark. stuck to foot. mean alien. bite. bite. bite. alien dead. dog life good.    

-scout