I Killed Blue Fish Home Fish.
It was time to change his water, but I couldn’t find his chlorine removal drops. I went to the store and got some More Fantastic Drops! Drops that would make his environment awesome and really healthy for him and make his scales shine wtih the light of 10,000 suns.
Those drops, however, apparently had nothing to do with chlorine removal.
Within 24 hours of transferring him into his gloriously clean bowl and placing him back on the mantle, he was a gonner.
WHOOPS. RIP, Blue Fish Home Fish. May you happily swim in the great toilet bowl in the sky.