We went to the beach today.
The beach was cold, the beach was windy. The beach was something akin to hanging out in the direct path of a sandblaster.
But the beach was totally worth it.
The beach was worth the sandblasting wind and cold because of this:
American Wedgie: Fanny Pack Edition
Why, yes. Yes, that is a street performer taking a picture with an adoring fan… while wearing an American Flag Speedo and a fanny pack, whilst digging out a wedgie with his fingerless gloves shodden hand.
You’re so welcome.
