We went to the beach today.
The beach was cold, the beach was windy. The beach was something akin to hanging out in the direct path of a sandblaster.
But the beach was totally worth it.
The beach was worth the sandblasting wind and cold because of this:
American Wedgie: Fanny Pack Edition
Why, yes. Yes, that is a street performer taking a picture with an adoring fan… while wearing an American Flag Speedo and a fanny pack, whilst digging out a wedgie with his fingerless gloves shodden hand.
You’re so welcome.
I’m sorry I didn’t get to see you guys off at the In and Out! You guys coming out here this week just about made my year! Why, what with being such great house guests and all, I hereby designate you honorary lifetime friends. Wear it well.
is it weird that i wish i looked like that in a speedo?