I can’t believe I even thought about getting a car that wasn’t a Jetta.
I have loved Jettas for as long as I have been aware of cars. Perhaps it’s the average, middle-class white girl in me. Or perhaps I really have a taste for sophisticated German engineering. Or maybe it’s just that the Drivers Wanted commercials brainwashed me (and the rest of my generation). I don’t know why, but I do know that it’s true. I appreciate the whole spectrum of them, from the ’80s to the 2000s.
When Zack and I found out on Thursday that my car had been deemed “a total loss,” he nearly immediately asked me what kind of car I wanted to replace it with. ”Do you want another Jetta? Another diesel?” he asked while I was still at school. Zack is a prize-winning internet searcher; I could see him in my mind’s eye, fingers impatiently tapping on the keyboard as he waited for me to list out some demands. I hemmed and hawed around, not able to give him any specific parameters. I said that I wanted another something small, something from a company that wasn’t circling around the proverbial drain, waiting to go under. I wasn’t absolutely needing another Jetta, I said. I would think about it some more, though.
Friday night, Zack showed me that he knew better than that. I found him in the office, 3,000 tabs open on the firefox browser, all of them with Jettas for sale in the DFW that he thought I might be interested in. I totally fought it at first. I didn’t want to be pigeon-holed like that. I mean, sure I like Jettas, but do I want to be The Jetta Girl? We found a few that we both really liked, including one that was The Jetta. It is Everything I Loved About My Jetta + Everything I Ever Wanted In A Jetta That Mine Didn’t Have (except an iPod jack, which sadly I still don’t have). I decided I’d call on them the next morning, and went to bed.
That morning I still wasn’t convinced that I needed another Jetta. I spent the better part of an hour surfing around, looking at some 2-door Accords before I finally called to confirm that The Jetta was still hanging around. I went to the dealership, went for a test drive, and man. As soon as I felt the rumble of that diesel engine beneath my hands, I knew that I was sold again. I said to the car salesman, “God I am so happy that my husband knows me better than I know myself,” as I eased on the gas and let out the clutch. The car salesman just smiled, cause us VW people? We’re such easy sells.