Hey, y’all. Cautionary Girl here. I was employed with the very important task of filling teh internets in on where Sarahthe is, since she didn’t make good on her promise to blog last night (tsk! we are all SO worried!). This is my first time ever guest blogging, so please forgive my blatant excitement. Though I must confess that the self link love up there feels a whole lot like masturbation.
Anywho, down to business, since I doubt you’re here to hear me talk about masturbation (though for more on THAT, follow the link love [irony!]). Sarah has set off on a road trip with her 6-months pregnant cousin, Amy, whose husband is in Afghanistan, and Amy’s children (Sarah’s cousins? second cousins? wtf?), who are 5 and 3. Sarah the Saint’s mission is to wrangle teh baybees who are NOT in utero so that Amy can focus a little on the one who IS in utero.
Geeze. You think she would’ve selected a more eloquent guest blogger. Or at least someone who is inventive enough to create a term for “Sarah’s cousins’s children.”
They will be traveling to Arkansas and Georgia, and Sarah has yet to tell me when she will return, but I will give a prize to anyone who can convince me that they will miss Sarah more than I.
