Zack and I saw a license plate that read “EUNIQ” on the highway yesterday.
We looked at each other and both said, “Eunuch? Really?”
Upon our second look, we decided that perhaps the person was aiming for “unique” but missed the mark a bit. That, or they’re just equal parts proud and brave. One or the other.
(I bet, though, that even Unique Eunuchs know what labels are.)
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you’re silly. about the label thing. that is. and think, she’s shaping small minds to be assholes. and then people wonder why i don’t want kids. that and the fact that miley syrus’ little sister is making a slut clothing line for preteens. i mean. come on. give me a break. kids…pfft.
i love those kinds!
one time i saw bnvs! sound it out and say it fast!
You both saw “euniq” and thought “eunuch”? Did you grow up in a harem surrounded by eunuchs?
As free-thinking as you are, I would expect unique to pop into your head before eunuch. You continually amaze me. And Zach too? I think you two are truly soul mates!
Oh, and for your amusement today: Saturday, I looked at our grocery list and found “potty mat” written on it in Mike’s handwriting. I said to him, “Why is potty mat on the grocery list?” He answered, “It’s a U shaped little rug that fits right at the base of the toilet.” I had a label moment! I am (still) pretending that he misunderstood me. And I’m thankful that he went to Colorado later that day for a week. I bought a new car an hour after his flight left to make me feel better!
I totally thought Eunuch too. But at the same time I saw “really really really lousy attempt to set oneself apart using poorly thought out vanity plate” and Lord Almighty that makes my day every time. GIMMIE MORE!
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