Today on the way home from work I got caught by a red light on Main Street.
And there I saw a man with a German Shepherd. I like dogs. So I kept looking.
It was then that I noticed that the German Shepherd had, riding on his back, a grey tabby cat. And I was all, OMFG. SERIOUSLY? Cause man! A dog with a cat riding on his back is COOL.
Then I noticed, and this is where it gets really crazy, that the cat had, riding upon his feline shoulders, a white lab rat.
And there they all stood on the corner. A rat riding piggy back on a cat who was riding piggy back on a dog who was sitting on a street corner with his owner, who was simply taking a stroll down Main Street.
Sadly, I did not have my camera. Luckily, I have an obsessive personality and not much to do on the weekends. I will find this man and his pyramid of animals again. Oh, yes I will. And next time, my friends, I will take a lot of pictures.
JG + Internet Searching = PROOF.
Note: Okay, so it’s not a German Shepherd. It’s a dog with coloring not unlike a German Shepherd’s. BUT EAT IT, DOUBTERS. I WASN’T MAKING IT UP.