Today on the way home from work I got caught by a red light on Main Street.

And there I saw a man with a German Shepherd.  I like dogs.  So I kept looking.

It was then that I noticed that the German Shepherd had, riding on his back, a grey tabby cat.  And I was all, OMFG.  SERIOUSLY?  Cause man!  A dog with a cat riding on his back is COOL.

Then I noticed, and this is where it gets really crazy, that the cat had, riding upon his feline shoulders, a white lab rat.

And there they all stood on the corner.  A rat riding piggy back on a cat who was riding piggy back on a dog who was sitting on a street corner with his owner, who was simply taking a stroll down Main Street.

Sadly, I did not have my camera.  Luckily, I have an obsessive personality and not much to do on the weekends.  I will find this man and his pyramid of animals again.  Oh, yes I will.  And next time, my friends, I will take a lot of pictures.

UPDATE:

JG + Internet Searching = PROOF.

Note: Okay, so it’s not a German Shepherd.  It’s a dog with coloring not unlike a German Shepherd’s.  BUT EAT IT, DOUBTERS.  I WASN’T MAKING IT UP.