I’m sitting on the couch, watching a Modern Family commercial with Zack when Mitchell, one of the characters, says the following quote: “Her first words were a gay dad’s worst nightmare!”  The commercial cut to Mitchell’s adopted daughter, Lilly, saying her first words.

Me: “Did she just say ‘Tranny?’”
Zack: cracking up, grabs the remote and rewinds.
Mitchell, again: “Her first words were a gay dad’s worst nightmare!”
Lilly, again: “MOMMY!”
Me: Ooooh. Mommy.  That’s not ‘Tranny’ at all.