When asked recently what Sarah appreciates about me, she replied only by making the following wind sound:

It immediately conjured images in my mind of the barren tundra/salt flats. Utter nothingness. Now I’m depressed, too.*

She later clarified that she simply meant I was even-keeled.  I’m all better.

*Lest any of you think I’m making fun of Sarah’s emotional state, this post was her idea.  I know some of you haters gotta hate, but cut a guy some slack.