When asked recently what Sarah appreciates about me, she replied only by making the following wind sound:
It immediately conjured images in my mind of the barren tundra/salt flats. Utter nothingness. Now I’m depressed, too.*
She later clarified that she simply meant I was even-keeled. I’m all better.
*Lest any of you think I’m making fun of Sarah’s emotional state, this post was her idea. I know some of you haters gotta hate, but cut a guy some slack.