Demolition December is what happens after No Shave November.  December gets even more deomolition-y when No Shave November was really No Shave The End of October, All of November, and The First Week of December Because It Took That Long To Get A Waxing Appointment so Holy God I Am A Hairy Beast.

What I didn’t know about waxing is that when you have longer hair, the waxing hurts more.  More hair comes out all at one time.  More hair coming out at one time made me want to cry.  The waxer told me that I was tough over and over again.  Then she got to some of the more, ahem, delicate areas.  She looked at me right before she yanked off a (massive, painful) strip of hair, and my face was snarled up into an unrecognizable inhuman contortion.  She quit telling me I was tough at that point.  She just started telling me how many pulls left before she was done.

I have no idea what the temperature is supposed to be outside tomorrow, but it doesn’t matter.  No matter how hot or cold it is, I will be wearing a tank top.  I’m going to stroll around all day tomorrow in a tank top with my hands behind my head and it’s going to rule.