Last weekend, while we were waiting for the wedding to start, we found an A/C unit that was blowing.

I worked it, model style.

David tried it, too, but did not quite achieve the intended wind-blown effect.

Instead, he kind of looks like a model in an A/C commercial. “Come here,” he seems to say, “and buy this A/C unit. It’s super hott. That’s ‘hott’ with two ‘t’s. Because our A/C units aren’t hot with-one-T. They’re coooool.” As soon as the scene ends he’d be all, “DAMN, THIS IS TERRIBLE. CAN I GET A RE-WRITE, PLEASE?”