Today I had the kind of day that Mitch Hedburg was talking about when he describes the “complicated payment” in this (nsfw) clip. My prescriptions were backordered, I left the house to shoot a wedding and forgot my camera equipment, batteries, and heels at home. If today hadn’t been so uniformly against me, it might have been sad. But because it was so predictably bad, it just became funny.
I solved the shoe problem by grabbing a new pair at Payless on the way. I now have no less than 5 blisters on my feet. See? Uniformly bad becomes funny after a while! Ask Greg Focker. He can verify my theory.