Y’all. I can always judge my emotional status by watching an episode of Glee and calculating the percentage of the show that I spend crying. And it’s hard to confess this, but this week’s episode left me at about 70%.  That’s bad news.

It’s easier to excuse the crying when I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy. That show is totally designed to make women cry. It’s not even my fault; Shonda Grimes is clearly an evil, emotionally sadistic woman. She wants us all to live our lives while sobbing uncontrollably. There’s no other explanation for Grey’s Anatomy’s Weep-Factor. Like, seriously.

Anyway, I cried through 70% of this week’s Glee episode, so clearly I’m a woman in need of at least 1 more glass of wine and a long, long nap.

Good thing I have the next a-whole-lotta-days off in a row. Booyah.

If y’all need me, I’ll be here. Gettin’ my Zen on. Holla.