[Setting: Zack, Sarah, and Michael are at the dining room table, eating.]

Michael: Sometimes your mom calls me Eeyore. What’s that about?
Sarah: I’d guess it’s because of the time that you were Eeyore in that Christmas parade with us.
Michael: I have no memory of such an event.
Sarah: Seriously?
Michael: What parade?
Sarah: The Christmas parade! We went to it when my mom was still working for the city as a party planner? And she was in charge of the parade?! You were Eeyore, and I was Tigger!
Michael: I’ve got nothing.
Sarah: I have pictures. I can prove it. Let me go find my photo album.
Michael: You mean you have, like, PRINTED pictures of this?
Sarah: Yeah. It was a long time ago, back when we printed pictures.
<Sarah goes to find the photo album, returns with the photo of the event, pictured below.>

Sarah: Nevermind. That wasn’t you. That was Betsy. And I was Eeyore, apparently. And she wasn’t Tigger, she was Pooh.
Michael: Razor sharp memory, there, Sarah.
Sarah: Shut up.
Michael: But seriously, I think I tried on that Eeyore costume once. Maybe that’s why your mom calls me that.