I had such a strong craving for an ice cream sandwich over the weekend that I made a special trip to the store just to buy one (OK, fine, A FEW).

And that, in a sentence, is why I shouldn’t have been surprised by the fact that I started my period today.

Don’t fret, though. I called Zack and apologized for my behavior this week as soon as I figured it out. I should seriously put calendar alerts into my phone or something.