He Died With His Claws On

A eulogy for Cruz, written by my dad.

There are two kinds of cat people. Some have their cat’s claws removed, and some do not. The first person keeps his cat indoors because he can no longer protect himself. The other lives in fear that the cat who rules his life may revert to some not-too-hidden instinct and shred some valuable body part. You can tell by the condition of my sofa which kind of person I am. My cat, Buio, scoffs at the idea of a litter box. He tells you when he wants to go outside to do whatever he pleases. Yes, there are dangers out there, but the dangers may be greater for every bird, squirrel and rabbit in our neighborhood. Tigger (my childhood cat) went where he wanted, lived a long life, and died of cancer in your mothers arms. What a great life.

We lost Cruz today. Somehow his adventures ended in injuries that were fatal. There is sadness in the thought of his passing, but the story of his adventures is great.

He began life in a small post-college apartment, forced to endure living with a yappy dog that he could whoop with one paw. They became wonderful friends and played constantly when Cruz was in the house. He already came and went when he wanted.

Soon Sarah moved to Camp Eagle in the Texas Hill Country and it fell to dear old dad to transport the beast across Texas. I thank God that I am still alive. That cat knew I was coming. We somehow managed to catch him, wrap him in a towel, and make it to the car. Being the free range cat people that we are, we do not own a cat carrier, so we placed him in the back and began to pray. He moaned, pouted, glared.  We knew that our lives were in danger. For some reason, he chose not to kill us, but I do not think that he ever truly forgave me.

Sarah asked if she should let him outside in this new environment that included hawks, wild hogs, and even mountain lions. I said that is where he belongs. He has an air of self-preservation. He is big, just as mean as he has to be, smart, and he has claws. I pitty the fool that messes with him. He quickly found a friend in a wild cat that lived on its own in a nearby barn. Together they ruled the camp. Mountain lions respected their territory.

Life led Sarah to calmer surroundings in Fort Worth. An older, quiet neighborhood with different challenges for a giant tabby. Sarah asked the cat to live this new life, and he agreed under certain rules. A small window on the glassed-in front porch remained open so that Cruz could come and go as he pleased. Every day he came in, he loved, ate, purred, talked, and made sure the dog was in her place as his minion, and then he ventured out again to rule the neighborhood.

The reign has now ended. He gave pure cat love on his terms, as a true cat does. Sweet cat love. Now he plays with Tigger and Ada. His claws are intact.

We will miss you.

Scenes From Life: Dinner Conversations with Boo

Boo: I’ve been making lists on my marker board every night before I go to bed. I have projects up there, to-do lists, all sorts of stuff. I’m a list person now! I make lists!
Sarah: No wonder you were so productive with your day today. You had a list.
Boo: I know! I did every single damn thing on my to-do list today!
Sarah: Yes, but did you clean your room?
Boo: Actually, my room has been pretty clean lately.
Sarah: Oh, yeah?
Boo: Yeah. I kept it pretty clean for about a week, and the change in mom’s mood was so noticeable, that now if I don’t clean it, dad will sneak in the room and clean it for me.
Sarah: …Wow.
Boo: Yeah! I asked dad about it, and he was like, “Hey, if that’s what it takes to make her happy, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” I mean, who knew all it would take to make our mom super happy was to pick up a few pieces of clothes off the floor and make my bed every day.
Sarah: EVERYONE ELSE. THAT IS WHO KNEW THAT. EVERY ONE BUT YOU TWO. I mean, shit, I figured that out years ago! Why do you think I’m her favorite child?
Boo: Touché. Oh, well, we get it now. Problem solved!

Forever Bicycles

(Preface: My dad gets anxious when I am late with my posts like I was yesterday/am today. For that reason, I’m posing something that I think he will find to be pretty awesome.)

James Gaddy writes:

As part of what the museum bills as the first large-scale solo exhibition of the artist’s work to be held in the Chinese world, Ai Weiwei’s most recent work, Forever Bicycles, installs 1,200 bicycles–some hanging from the ceiling, some standing upright on the floor–one behind the other. The bikes have no handlebars and no seats and instead use those parts of the frame to extend upward and outward to connect to other wheels and other frames, creating the illusion of a labyrinth-like space in a three-dimensional area.

59 isn’t THAT old, right?

Dad turned 59 today, so I’m going to count down the top 59 reasons that I love him.

Okay, 59 is too many. (As noted on yesterday’s post, today was my last day* of orientation, which means that I spent my whole shift thinking to myself, “HOLY SHIT, NEXT TIME I HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE.” For instance, while we were intubating my patient (putting them on a breathing machine) all I could think was, HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE NEXT TIME. Even the minor things started to feel more serious by the end of the day. Applying a dressing to a simple, uncomplicated wound. Documenting hourly vitals. Emptying someone’s foley (pee bucket). All of these tasks made me all, “HOLY SHIT, NEXT TIME I HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE.”)

Instead, perhaps a top 5.9?

1.0: Dad feels things about stuff. And I’m talking about all kinds of stuff. He calls me all amped up about everything from politics to sports medicine. Hell, he even gets psyched on classical music played by high schoolers. He listens to some talk radio show on Saturday mornings where kids play musical instruments, and the way my dad talks about it, you’d think that those kids were musical gods. That’s just what life is like in my dad’s head. He’s a mostly mellow guy with a surprising firey streak that runs right through the heart of him. It’s the best.

2.0: Dad loves teenagers. Whereas most humans get all fed up with teenagers and frustrated by their smartass comments and their maudlin self-explorations and their occasional “woe is me” attitudes, dad does not. He has this bizarre and magical way with people (and by “people” I mean “his kids”) between the ages of 12 and 20. Perhaps it’s the fact that he appreciates a good bit of sarcastic humor and that’s every teenager’s forte? Who knows. But it was a total life-saver during my former years.

3.0: Dad calls me for no reason. Sometimes when he calls, it’s all business. So-and-so has X medical problem, and my consultation is needed, thank-you-very-much. But more often than not, he’s just calling to shoot the shit. And I freaking love that.

4.0: Dad picks favorites. I know that parents aren’t supposed to pick favorites because it can cause long-term emotional scarring and blah blah blah, but dad never really held to that idea. He just picked favorites anyway. I am dad’s original favorite child. He loved me the most, first, before he loved anyone else the most. That’s because I’m named after my mom and he had a dream that I was just like my mom (which I mostly am, holla) and he loves my mom, so it only naturally follows that I would be his favorite child. Also, I have followed him around like a little puppy dog my whole life saying things like, “Dad! Teach me how to change the oil in that truck! I NEEEEEED to know!” And, you know, dads totally love that kind of stuff. After I moved away, SisterKaty was his favorite for a while. Then she moved away and Boo became his favorite. Boo is still arguably his favorite (loneliness does not make my father’s heart grow fonder, apparently) because of proximity, but I still hold several “favorite” titles, including “original favorite,” “favorite oldest daughter,” “favorite first child he named,” (Boo was the other kid he named) (Boo’s real name is not Boo, just FYI.), and “favorite financially independent married daughter with a bad-ass husband.” I’ve got all those categories on lock-down.

5.0: Dad read to us. This remains one of my all-time favorite childhood memories. When I was 11, dad started reading The Hobbit out-loud to me, one chapter a night. When we finished that book, we moved on to The Lord of the Rings. If you’ve ever wondered why I have LotR tattoos, there’s your answer. Because LotR, to me, means sitting on the couch tucked under my dad’s arm, turning pages and smelling his coffee as I took a long and dangerous journey with a bunch of short, furry-footed hobbits. FOR THE WIN.

5.9: Dad reads my blog every morning. He calls me on the days when I post late (aka the next morning, with a back-dated entry) and is all, “WHAT THE WHAT? NO POST. SO DISAPPOINTED.” I know it’s silly, cause it’s just a blog, but it makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside that reading my thoughts is part of his morning routine. I love it.

Happy birthday, dad. Love you.

*If I’m being honest with myself, I have to admit that today actually went pretty well, all things considered. Much better than I expected. Well enough to give me a little glimmer of hope. In a year or so, I’m going to feel really OK about all this. Until then, hold on to your butts.

10-Year Reunion: The Closet Rapper Within

Zack read this article to me the other day that is full of reasons that we won’t (shouldn’t?) miss our 20s when they are over. Buried in the article, there’s a line about how in our 20s, everyone is trying on different personalities like outfits in an ’80s movie dressing room montage. Now, I’m not saying that I haven’t done a lot of that in my 20s, because I certainly have, but I didn’t wait until my 20s to get my personality-swap on.

And the only reason I mention that is because there was a time in high school when I hopped out of the movie montage dressing room donning a full-blown RAPPER CHICK persona. It was short lived. Well, mostly. There were a few parts of it that stuck.

My junior year of high school I drove a 1989 Chevy Suburban to school every day. SisterKaty and Boo were both at the same school as me that year (private school), so they rode to school in the giant white Suburban with me. It was during that year that I decided Ghetto Cowboy by Bone Thugs n’ Harmony was the epitome of cool.

Because Katy and Boo were young and easily influenced, they, too, believed that Ghetto Cowboy was the best song in the world. We listened to at least a few times every time we got in the car together; we all got to the point where we knew every single word to the whole song. At some point, rapping the song to each other no longer satisfied our need to prove our awesomeness to one another, and it was decided that we must divvy up the song into parts, and have each person be responsible for his or her lines. Katy was Thug Queen of Horse Stealin’, who is introduced in the above video at the 1:20 mark. Boo, who was in 3rd grade at the time, chose the small-but-powerful Powder P (3:20) as his main character. The next time you see a 3rd grader, imagine him or her in a blue plaid private school uniform, complete with tie, rapping, “My name’s Powder P, can I get a 12-gauge? Outlaw, everyday! On the front page!” and see if you can keep a straight face. It was kind of awesome.

I have to admit, just like most white kids born in the 80s, that the first rap song I learned all the way through was Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby. And I also have to admit that the reason I knew the song all the way through was because it was featured on one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, along with a dance which I mimicked endlessly. After that, the next rap song I learned every word to was Regulators. Boo and Katy can awesomely say that their first all-the-way-through was a rap song wherein the rappers pretend to be outlaw cowboys. That’s cooler than Vanilla Ice. Way, way cooler.
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For those of you who, like me, have not entirely shucked your rapper-within: I’ve been listening to a lot of Childish Gambino (Donald Glover’s rap persona) lately. (See links below.) His beats are fully dance-worthy, and I like the way he maintains all of the anger and intensity that is usually buried in rap lyrics, but still manages to weave in some of his signature humor. He’s super clever. If you’re language sensitive, however, his stuff is not for you. He definitely rolls Rated-R. Consider yourself warned. His new album, Camp, comes out on the 15th of this month.

Bonfire   -   Heartbeat   -   Break (All Of The Lights)   -   Freaks And Geeks

Scenes From Life: How To Engage Boo In A Conversation

Sarah: You gotta keep going! You gotta fight the good fight! You gotta…
Boo: <Shrug>
Sarah: Hang on, I’m trying to think of something. What is it that they say about running? Running without fainting? It’s a saying…
Boo: <Shrug>
Sarah: Ah, whatever. It’s not gonna come. It’s cool.
Boo: <Shrug>
Sarah: That’s what she said.
Boo: HAHAHA.

A Stroke of Genius…

Sarah asked me to blog tonight because she is too ‘tired’…. like she has anything going on. Ha. She somehow thinks being a RN, working out, cooking, cleaning, blogging, taking care of two pets, playing Wii, drinking wine, and having 12 different Apple products, a house, and a car is sooooo tiring. Please.

Thankfully, I have none of those problems. :)

As many of you know, I thoroughly enjoy spending time on my Bicycles. All 9 of them to be exact. But what you might not know is that I love working on bikes as well.

To be able to take something apart, completely disassemble it in every sense of the word, and put it back together while still holding on to that trust that my precious bike isn’t going to fall apart while I’m riding it is such a unique feeling. It honestly gives me a sense of joy to do it… like, once a week.

But sometimes I screw up, because I don’t always know what I am doing. But sometimes the screw ups still turn out awesome.

I decided to paint one of my bikes recently, and I thought neon green would be the perfect color. Little did I know that you have to let the base coat dry for like 400 years before you spray on the neon coat or a bunch of crazy shit will happen. At first I was pissed, and all,  “WHY ME!? OH THE HUMANITY!!!!” and all that jazz, but then I realized this is a one-of-a-kind paint job, and IT’S FREAKING AWESOME.

All in all, I’m super pleased with my crack-happy bike. I get tons of complements on it, and it is unique, which is what I was going for in the first place. Who cares if it was a accident?

After all, if we threw away everything that was a mistake, we wouldn’t have chocolate chip cookies, ice cream cones, potato chips, Frisbees, Slinkys, Silly Putty, Post-Its, or Velcro.

Love, Little Brother.

P.S. Let me know if you need a bike. Or bike work done. Boohuff@hotmail.com

Scenes from Life: Quad 3

<Setting: Hanging out at the auto parts store counter with Dad, on the first of the many trips we made today in the process of changing my car’s brake pads.>

Sarah: You missed a few hairs, there.
Dad: Really?! Dang it! I hate it when I can’t even shave my own face properly.
Sarah: No mirror in the shower?
Dad: No! And that’s what happens when you get old and you can’t see anything anymore. <feeling his face> Dang! I left two spots!
Sarah: Yeah, it’s pretty serious up there.
Dad: You know what else is to blame for this?
Sarah: What?
Dad: I can’t seem to ever change my razor blades. I’ve had that one on there forever. I even went to the store to get new ones, but they didn’t have any when I looked.
Sarah: What razor are you using? Do you still have that old one you used when we were little?
Dad: I don’t even know what it’s called. Quad 3, maybe? The blade is archaic. It’s practically ripping the hair out of my face.
Sarah: Quad 3? That doesn’t even make sense.
Dad: You’re right. That doesn’t make any sense. Quad 3. Uh… yeah. That’s like, uh, 4 strips of 3 blades or something?
Sarah: Twelve. You’re saying you have a razor with twelve blades.
Auto Parts Guy, who has been standing behind the counter listening to our entire exchange and just can’t hold it in any longer: QUAD THREE! HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

On Rehearsal Dinners

Little Brother here again.

Tonight was the first rehearsal dinner I have ever attended. It was a lot more than I ever expected it to be. There was the free food, the wonderful times with friends, and, of course, lots of cheesy toasts. But there was more than that. There was a feeling of love in the air, a feeling that I was not familiar with until tonight. Some may call it puppy love, others call it young love, but regardless of what it was called, it was ever-present in the room, radiating from my friend’s faces.

Look at them! As of 6:30 P.M. July 30th 2011, this happy-go-lucky couple will be Mr. and Mrs. Matt W.

This is what true love looks like. The puppy love, high school sweethearts, carry her books from her locker to her class room, you hang up first, no you hang up, oh honey I love you so much, I just want to spend the rest of my life with you type of love.

Shouldn’t we all strive for a love like theirs?

I learned a lot tonight, and the most important thing you ask? …Well, you might want to look at that picture one more time. You can see it there.

Love, Boo